Ever wondered why the bloke next to you at the massage joint looks like he’s having his brains scrambled—in a good way? We’re talking about Indian head massage, that magical scalp-melting ritual that’s got everyone from City boys to tired cab drivers raving. I’ve bounced from grimy Soho salons to plush hotel spas all across London and beyond, and let me tell you: how you position your body for this gig can make or break the whole ride. Are you meant to sit like you’re at the barber, or is this a lie-back-and-enjoy-it kind of deal? Grab a cuppa (or maybe something stiffer), because I’m about to take you inside the real world of Indian head massage—the kind lads book when they want something a bit special.
Indian Head Massage 101: What Goes Down?
First off, if you’ve never had an Indian head massage, you’ve absolutely been missing out. This isn’t just a tickle on your scalp—done right, it’s foreplay for your whole bloody nervous system. Traditional Indian head massage, sometimes called Champissage (that’s with a ‘ch’ like in ‘champagne,’ not some dry Brit snicker), works not just your noggin but your neck, shoulders, and sometimes even your face. The therapist’s hands get right in there, kneading, squeezing, maybe even tugging on your hair. Don’t flinch—this is textbook stuff.
Now, here’s something they won’t tell you in most brochures: Indian head massage wasn’t invented for city stress or post-gym aches. This gig’s roots are ancient, passed down in Indian families for centuries as a kind of DIY wellness. Mothers massaging their kids, wives working the scalp of their exhausted hubbies—the stuff of domestic legend. These days, it’s part therapy, part guilty pleasure. The way it’s done across different salons varies. Sometimes they’ve jazzed it up with oils. You might get a waft of sandalwood or that mysterious jasmine they use in temples. Sometimes, it’s dry, which is great if you don’t want your hair looking like you fell in a chip fryer. And the tools? Just hands, baby. No fancy machines, no gadgets—unless, of course, you pay extra at the high-end places just for the spectacle.
What’s the point? You’ll feel it straightaway. The touch isn’t just a stroke; it’s a weirdly intimate blend of scrubbing, pressing, and caressing—do it right and you’ll feel tingles down to your toes. I’ve seen blokes with tattoos and grumpy faces end up blissing out like kittens during a good session. It’s about more than feeling good; it’s a dead-serious stress buster, helps with headaches, and even does wonders for dry scalp and hair. And if you roll in wanting a bit of naughtiness? Many places in London, especially in the adult scene, are happy to oblige, doubling up the relaxation with a bit of erotic tension. Don’t act like you didn’t know.
So, what does it run? Prices in London swing harder than a stag do in Ibiza. At a basic spot, you could walk in, hand over £20 and get a 25-minute dry scalp session—no frills, no fuss. Step up to a high-end spa or one of the better-known adult massage parlours and you’re looking at £60-£90 for an hour, oils included, with optional extras (ask if you dare). My personal record was paying £120 for 90 minutes at this exclusive spot near Mayfair, complete with candlelight and more “attention” than I technically signed up for (long story, ask me in person). Pro tip: always clarify what’s included before you lie down, especially if you’re angling for something beyond the scalp.
Service Type | Time (minutes) | Price (£) |
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Dry Indian Head Massage (basic) | 25 | 20-40 |
Oiled Indian Head Massage | 45 | 45-70 |
Luxury/Erotic Head Massage | 60-90 | 60-120 |

To Sit or To Sprawl: The Million-Pound Question
Let’s get into positions—literally. The classic Indian head massage, if you’re keeping it old-school, happens with you sat on a low-backed chair, feet flat on the ground, arms relaxed. Why? Access. The therapist moves around you, working those neck tight spots, rubbing out the knots your desk job put in you, and really going to town on your scalp. In this pose, your neck is exposed and relaxed. Perfect for blokes who want to keep their dignity—no bedsheets, no flopping about, just a proper seat and strong hands sorting you out.
But here’s the twist: London’s more, let’s say, pleasure-focused spas have flipped the script. Lie down, mate. They’ll plonk you on a massage table—sometimes it’s heated, sometimes you get a towel over your eyes and your head cradled in a horseshoe cushion. Why? Because it’s not just about your neck and scalp anymore. Now, you’re in the land of extended play: oil glides down your hairline, soft hands drift to your chest or run down your arms. You might even get an ear rub, which—trust me—feels naughty as hell. In this position, you’re totally surrendered. Less control, more pleasure. If you’re the type who always needs to see the exit, you might prefer the chair. But if you want ultimate relaxation, go horizontal.
Here’s a little tip—if you’ve never had one before and you’re not sure about your ticklish factor, start sitting. The upright position keeps things slightly business-like; you’re in charge of your boundaries. Lying down, especially at places with low lighting and soft music, you might find your mind wandering to places that are anything but Zen. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (wink). Odds are, if you’re booking at an adult massage spot—say, one that’s got naked therapists in the ad—you’ll be lying down. They want you as relaxed and vulnerable as possible, both for the pleasure and for their own ease of movement. Got long hair? Ask for oils. Bald head? Lucky you—it’s extra sensitive to touch, you absolute rascal.
But, between you and me, I’ve had more mind-blowing scalp shivers while lying down. When you’re prone on the table, there’s nothing but sensation. One therapist in Vauxhall used to whisper all sorts of wild encouragement as his oiled palms slipped over my temples. Even the burliest rugby fan melts into goo with that kind of attention. Just be ready to hand over a bit more cash for the extra luxury. Some salons push you to the table because the extra services—or should I say, extras—are easier to slip in (no pun intended).
Here’s a quick rundown of what to expect at both positions:
- Seated Massage (chair, clothed or shirtless): Good for first-timers. Easier to control boundaries. Cheaper and quicker. You stay alert and can chat, if you’re that way inclined.
- Lying Down (table, possibly nude): Completely immersive. Easier for the therapist to transition to back, shoulder, and chest. Usually involves oils. Tends to get more sensual if you’re into that kind of thing. Forget about the day job—it’s you, the table, and those hands.

Why’s It Popular And What Kicks Will You Get?
Alright, why do blokes cough up prime cash for something their mum probably did when they were ankle-high? Part of it’s the pure release. The head and scalp are wired with nerves that light up like a fruit machine jackpot when massaged properly. In a city where everyone’s shouting and stressed, finding somewhere you can get a private, wordless pleasure—while someone literally strokes your thoughts away—is gold. It’s also less full-on than a classic full-body rub. You can nip in for a head massage on your lunch break—no need to strip down, no awkward towel shuffles (unless you want them).
There’s a real “hidden gem” appeal to the service, especially among fellas who like their massages with a side order of naughtiness. In places like Mayfair or certain tucked-away basements in Soho, you’ll see punters queueing up and dropping serious money not for the view, but for the slow, teasing scalp rub that sets off shivers all over. A good Indian head massage triggers endorphins, drops blood pressure, leaves you floaty. The effect sticks around hours after—like having a couple of pints without the hangover. Plus, there’s none of that post-tantra guilt; it’s not explicitly sexual, but if you catch the therapist’s eye and tip well, who knows?
It’s also about discretion. You’re not getting a sleazy, full-on shag; you’re getting pampered, put in a daze, and sent back into the city with a low-key smirk. It’s the ultimate stealth pleasure. You can look your workmates in the eye and they’ll have no clue about the happy madness that happened at lunchtime.
Nothing beats the feeling—yes, mates, the Indian head massage is a gateway drug to all sorts of good stuff. You walk out tingling, eyes a bit too bright, ready to take on the tube crowds with a grin. Or maybe you stagger home, order a curry, and crash out with a goofy, blissed grin because, damn, that scalp-sizzle can be better than sex (alright, sometimes).
Some tips if you’re shopping around:
- If you see "four hands" in the ad, that means double the hands, double the shivers. Usually costs 50% more, but totally worth it if you want the full overload.
- You want oils with real scent (rose, sandalwood, jasmine)—avoid the generic stuff. Better salons will show you a lineup to pick from.
- Always check what’s included—and if you want extras, ask straight up. Don’t go in with half-baked fantasies; clarity is sexy.
- For the shy—some places let you keep your shirt on. For the bold—go topless, or more, and see what happens.
- If you want to combine head and foot massages (local favourite in Ealing and Whitechapel), you’ll usually get a discount if you book both.
Straight talk—a good Indian head massage manages to be primal, safe, and cheekily indulgent all at once. Sitting or lying down, clothed or naked, you’re in for a ride. If you’re feeling world-weary, bored, or just craving something that puts a tingle in your scalp and a smirk on your lips—don’t hesitate. Book the session, flirt with your boundaries, and thank me later when you float out onto the High Street buzzing from head to toe.